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Post by eirefox on Thu May 10, 2012 2:22 pm

I read this yesterday in a magazine, while waiting for a friend to be released from the hospital. I had to ad lib this, but I didn't make this joke up:

There was a man who had a gambling addiction. He often spent all of his pay at the Horse Races or in casinos.
One night he had a vivid dream. In this dream he heard a voice say “Five.” Then, on the ceiling above his bed he saw the number “5” shining bright.
He felt this was a prophetic dream, telling him that the number 5 was his lucky number.
So, then he awoke in the morning, he took 5 showers. He drank 5 cups of coffee. He ate 5 pieces of toast. He went to the Horse Races and he bet $5,000 on the fifth horse in the blotter, who was coincidently named Gilt Fiver. “Boy oh boy! I’m going to win today!”
After placing his $5,000 bet on Gilt Fiver, he went and sat In the fifth row.
And his horse came in fifth.
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Post by Blackcrow on Thu May 10, 2012 2:40 pm




lol! Wasnt very lucky for him then


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Post by KatyKing on Thu May 10, 2012 5:52 pm

Very Happy
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Post by Admin on Thu May 10, 2012 11:43 pm

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Post by petal34 on Fri May 11, 2012 7:16 am

Never underestimate the power of thought.....whether it be right or wrong. Laughing
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