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Post by zerdini Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:11 am

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.

Got kleptomania? Take something for it.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to him.

Change your mind. It'll work better.



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