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Post by hiorta Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:30 pm

Rupert had been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed.

It had been years since he had enjoyed a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor and he knew it. So, one day he ceased seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try a different approach.

A few weeks later, Rupert's former psychoanalyst meets his former client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful.

"Doc" Rupert says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"

"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst agrees. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"

"I went to see another doctor," Rupert says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.

"Indeed" continues Rupert, "my new doctor is a behaviourist."

"A behaviourist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"

"Oh, easy," says Rupert. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

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Post by Admin Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:56 pm

Great Hiorta

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