THE AFTERLIFE & REINCARNATION

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THE AFTERLIFE & REINCARNATION

Post by Admin on Wed May 21, 2008 1:50 am

THE AFTERLIFE

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At the sťance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?"A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, and sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.

"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 pm."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."

"Well, then, where are you?"

"I'm a rabbit in Arizona."
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Re: THE AFTERLIFE & REINCARNATION

Post by hocuspocus on Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:00 pm

dearie,dearie me!

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Re: THE AFTERLIFE & REINCARNATION

Post by mac on Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:53 pm

hocuspocus wrote:dearie,dearie me!

yes indeed, dearie, dearie you....

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Post by Left Behind on Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:34 am

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Post by roywilljenks on Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:52 pm

Interesting one! Thanks!

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