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Post by hiorta on Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:56 pm

Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the surrounding area in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
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Post by Wes on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:20 pm

I'm sure the bobbins will stop the search unravelling
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Post by Wes on Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:22 pm

Sorry, I meant bobbies
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Post by petal34 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:46 am

Hiding her knitting needles..... Rolling Eyes
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Post by KatyKing on Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:03 pm

That was a purler of a joke.
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Post by petal34 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:28 pm

Police are unraveling the crime as they go.
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Post by KatyKing on Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:48 pm

Wool they would.
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Post by petal34 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:07 pm

Flash news! Murderer just strangled himself with a hank of wool.
Mystery solved.
ghost
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Post by KatyKing on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm

Not true.
Someone was just spinning a yarn.
They haven't a thread of evidence.
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Post by petal34 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:31 pm

Smile

I will be back tomorrow.......can't think of anything else.
Will be dreaming 'woolly' dreams tonight.... affraid
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Post by Left Behind on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:59 pm

Good thing it didn't prove to be too knotty a problem. And that the police were able to follow the evidence thread.

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Post by KatyKing on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:58 pm

Suapect taken into custody earlier this evening claims...
'I have been stitched up'.
Local drug dealer Hank Wooley has been placed on suicide watch as police fear that he may be a jumper.
In breaking news lead investigator Chief Inspector Al Paca told your reporter...
'Enquiries continue but we hope to have this case all sewn up soon'
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Post by petal34 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:20 am

And so say all of us.
Sweater now pressed with a warm iron,hung on hanger to settle.
Needles and wool filed for next interrorogation.
In case of a jail break by woolly prisoner.
Who at the moment is langushing in his cell.
Looking through his knitting pattern for a new start.
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Post by KatyKing on Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:20 pm

Suspect released on police bail this morning as enquiries continue.
The case appears to be unravelling by the hour.
Meanwhile armed police swooped on an isolated Cardiganshire farmhouse where fugitive kitten Fluffy Merino was reported to have been spotted playing with a ball of wool.
Constabulary sources decline to confirm if there may be a connection to the knitting needle murders.
In a statement released earlier press liaison officer WPC Purl Stytch speaking at the scene said..
'No arrests have been made and at this stage whilst there is no cause for immediate alarm we are advising members of the knitting community to be aware at all times as to the whereabouts of their baskets, not to approach suspicious kittens and immediately report any missing items to the local police station'.
Fluffy Merino also known as The Teflon Kitten was released last month from Parkhurst hih security cattery after serving five to ten days for 'getting at the cream'. Interviewed on BBC Radio Wales Miss Merino's solicitor Mr Colin Crochet said 'My client denies any responsibility in these heinous crimes. She is currently out of the country visiting friends and could never have been in Cardiganshire during the last few days'. Ms Merino has not nor ever was a contract Kitten she has never heard of the Mafia. What is that anyway?. These gross calumnies have been perpetrated against my client by some dogs withtheir own nefarious agendas'.
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Post by petal34 on Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:48 pm


Fluffy Merino gathered his henchmen together for planning the next raid..... Suspect
Also arranged the escape attempt from Alcaltraz Feather prison under the direction of the Robin Bird man.

On threat of extinction if no aid was given in this escape attempt.
Wool shops complaining of thefts of cartons of wool by the box full.
Knitting needles in short supply.
Rabbit holes are appearing on Dartmoor,fuzzy-wuzzy wool is drastically needed.
please assist where possible....
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Post by hiorta on Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:30 pm

After coming home sad from a date, a young woman told her mother: "Tom proposed to me tonight."
"So, why are you unhappy?" her mother asked.
"Because he told me tonight that he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
"Marry him anyway," her mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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